So small article so big confusion

I would never imagine such a small article in the newspaper about my blog and book could create such a mayhem, confusion even disorientation. The facts are the followings:

Firstly: My mother was upset, because I bought a new house, I don’t have a proper address with a number and a name, but this incomprehensible and funny line http://www.johnny-and-me.blogspot.com/ as address, and even worse I didn’t inform her first, but she found out from the newspaper!!!!
Secondly: Best friend tried to make a nice and constructive criticism about the article saying that was a 'new age' presentation of the book with a little bit edgy words like ‘blogsphere’ and ‘electronic living room’ on the other hand it was very inspirational to describe the book with these new technological terms !!!
Thirdly: Uncle got the newspaper he couldn’t find the article; called my mother back, tried again and ever after mute. He was confused and in despair not be able to understand a word from the article!
Finally: Me, happy! Nobody from my inner social circle discovers my precious blog and my way to social freedom! And as an authentic woman I want to keep my friends for myself without interventions! The school’s playground rules are the same in the blogsphere. I don’t do ‘sharing’ my friends. You are mine...!
And the last and not the least as a ‘proper’ British and celebrity (ha!) I am on the way to France for holidays, avoiding paparatsi(ha,ha) and looking for buying a house(ha ha ha.....!!)
P.s Remember the 1st April is looming !!!(for the latter bit)